Sorry about the 40 hours of labor.
Reckon I must'a camped out along the way & drug my heels some toward the end o' the trail.
Were all hospitals back then this bright and cheery, or were we just lucky?
Glad I lost the watermelon head. Bet you are too.
Many thanks for birthing me. I like to think it made the world a better place.
Lord Jesus bless you, Mom. Have a happy Mother’s Day!
Me (or I, whichever is thought today by most experts to be grammatically correct)
Looks like I pulled on my own boots the day of the photo. Mostly always was independence-minded, 'less'n I needed t' borry a dollar or two.